Down On The Farm

Down On The Farm is a blog including fun stories about fun farm animals. Read through the crazy and adventurous adventures of all your favorite animals, down on the farm!



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The Farm Cow, by Dominic Jimenez

   The farm cow By Me Jimenez  There once was a cow. His name was Mr. Hamilton Burger. He smelled like death. He also smelled like toffee. He hated the muffin man. He was a law attorney. He was born in 1843. This is his life story. His hate for the muffin man started on November 3rd 1844 when the muffin man turned his pop into “tea and cakes”. His favorite song was the Teen Titans theme song. He became a law attorney so he could sue the snot out of the pants of the muffin man. His favorite titan is the one from the children’s homer. His name was “The Big Fat One With One Eye And Dressed Like Tarzan (Naked Monkey Guy)”. You can see why he likes him. Ham was walking on the road when a “toy let” hit him across the face. He got mad and shot him with a machine gun 37,554,436,789,213,467,472,757,572,727,r75,574,737,576,737,275,878,374,777,437,2u5,767,472 times. He then realized that he would go to jail with 33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333...
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