The Ungrateful Bear, by Kolbe Jimenez

 The Ungrateful Bear.

By: Kolbe Francisco Jimenez 


Once upon a time, there was a bear. He got everything for free. The bees always gave him honey. One day the bear was really mad at the bees. The bear said, “You only give me one gallon of honey every week! I Want more!” One of the worker bees said, “You ungrateful bear! We can only make so much honey! You even get more than you deserve, you ungrateful bear!” The bear does get more honey than he deserves. In a fit of rage, he tried to slap the bee in mid air. He kept missing and then hit it. The bee flew and stung the bear. The bee died, and the ungrateful bear did the best he could to rub it in the dying bee’s face. All the bees from the hive flew out and stung the ungrateful bear. He was run out of town and all the bees in the hive died. It took him all month to get the stingers out of his body. One day, as he was walking to the bee’s abandoned hive, to steal their honey, he met up with a rabbit. The rabbit said, “I know you! You were the guy who killed the bees!” The ungrateful bear said, “Technically they killed themselves.” The rabbit told him that honey is not all that matters. The ungrateful bear said, “I don’t need no false advice!” The ungrateful bear got so mad that he punched the rabbit in the face, into a rock, killing him. The ungrateful bear grabbed him and ate him for supper with honey. The ungrateful bear said, “That rabbit was delicious!” The ungrateful bear was in the daily news saying, “Evil bear! See him, kill him, reward! Mansion, swimming pool, 300 acres of land, $350,000,000, a lifetime supply of honey, and the greatest of them all, his body for a rug, and his meat, or whatever you desire.” The rabbit who was still alive in his stomach read the daily newspaper. The rabbit jokingly said, “Why don’t you kill yourself.” “That's a great idea!” Said the ungrateful bear. “Of course it’s not!” said the rabbit. Just then a hunter came and asked the ungrateful bear,
“ Are you the ungrateful bear?” “Yes!” said the ungrateful bear. The ungrateful bear got his guts pumped full of lead. The hunter got his reward, and the rabbit escaped. Everybody (who was still alive) lived happily ever after. 

The end.


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