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The Farm Cow, by Dominic Jimenez

   The farm cow By Me Jimenez  There once was a cow. His name was Mr. Hamilton Burger. He smelled like death. He also smelled like toffee. He hated the muffin man. He was a law attorney. He was born in 1843. This is his life story. His hate for the muffin man started on November 3rd 1844 when the muffin man turned his pop into “tea and cakes”. His favorite song was the Teen Titans theme song. He became a law attorney so he could sue the snot out of the pants of the muffin man. His favorite titan is the one from the children’s homer. His name was “The Big Fat One With One Eye And Dressed Like Tarzan (Naked Monkey Guy)”. You can see why he likes him. Ham was walking on the road when a “toy let” hit him across the face. He got mad and shot him with a machine gun 37,554,436,789,213,467,472,757,572,727,r75,574,737,576,737,275,878,374,777,437,2u5,767,472 times. He then realized that he would go to jail with 3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
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The Farm Cow, by Joseph Jimenez

  The farm cow  By Joseph Jimenez Once Upon a Time there was a cow named George.His best friend was cattle.Cattle was a horse. they went to school together After school they will go to cattles barn and read a book They would often have sleepovers cattle loved going to school George did not like School very much When he went to school he was made fun of because he had spots they would always laugh at him William was the smartest animal in their class William always made fun of George One day when William was making george look bad George stood up for himself  when William was about to finish a math test George  left William a present on his test it was very mushy and disgusting it was a blob of mud with worms William had to start all over he finished last and was very mad at George one day when George and cattle were in the barn  cattle was getting his annual check up cattle hates his checkups he screamed really loud when he got his checkups William and cattle look alike William thought
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The Farm Pig, by Kolbe Jimenez

  The Farm Pig By: Kolbe Francisco Jimenez  There once was a pig. His name was swine. Although swine is a word for members of the pig family, his parents named him swine anyway. He was fatter than normal pigs. That's because he's a glutton. His parents told him to fast every single day because he was too fat. Soon he quitted his fast because he would soon die of hunger. Savannah pig eats vegetables again. Savannah Pig was his cousin. Savannah Pig was very skinny. Savannah Pig and Swine are very unalike. Farm pig also known as Swine, licks salt 24/7. But soon his tongue was so salty that the only thing he could taste even when he ate his vegetables was salt. Then he quit eating salt. And then he ate lemons. But then a hunter put out a salt lick for deer to lick, then Swine licked all the salt. And then he milked the cows himself so he can have milk, because it was too spicy for him. The hunter was POed and said, “#$#^*$^%$%&^^^###%$^^&^^$%#@@@$%%^$$#$%#$#%!%^*&&$
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The Farm Horse 2, by Joseph Jimenez

  THE FARM HORSE 2 BY Joseph JIMENEZ Once Upon a Time there was a horse named cattle . His Best friend was named  cattleya He went to play with his best friend After that They ate horse food They went to a big race he won the race he was very happy after that they went back to the barn they ate horse food For dinner After that they went to bed After that they ate horse food  After that They went to horse School after that They were super good horses they got to watch Peppa Pig videos after that He made a new best friend A few months later a bear came along he ate his new best friend After that a hunter came along and After that the a Bobcat  the Hunter Shot the bobcat After that they ate horse food for lunch They went to the field for the big race The other horses looked very fast  He was very fast He got second place After that they run back to the barn and then they saw a baby birdie It was very cute they left it alone Then they went to play once when they were done They went to see
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The Farm Horse, by Joseph Jimenez

  THE FARM HORSE BY Joseph JIMENEZ There was a horse his name was Cattle He went to the barn he saw his parents there his parents told him to look out for anything and if you see a hunter or anything run back to the barn and then he went out to play and then the hunter came along the hunter got his gun There was a big bam the parents were worried he came back to the barn his parents said at least no trouble he went back for dinner They had vegetables for dinner the people had meat and then suddenly he was growing up and he had to get a job Should he fight in the war should he be a Salesman He got the right job he was pulling carriages  And then suddenly they kept whipping him he ran out-of-town back to the barn He was very hungry when he came back to town so they fed him vegetables again and now when He came back to the barn they are in Texas He got in a fight with a deer the deer had Big Long horns He stabbed the horse with his horns  he ran back to the barn as quick as he can The dee
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The Ungrateful Bear, by Kolbe Jimenez

  The Ungrateful Bear. By: Kolbe Francisco Jimenez  Once upon a time, there was a bear. He got everything for free. The bees always gave him honey. One day the bear was really mad at the bees. The bear said, “You only give me one gallon of honey every week! I Want more!” One of the worker bees said, “You ungrateful bear! We can only make so much honey! You even get more than you deserve, you ungrateful bear!” The bear does get more honey than he deserves. In a fit of rage, he tried to slap the bee in mid air. He kept missing and then hit it. The bee flew and stung the bear. The bee died, and the ungrateful bear did the best he could to rub it in the dying bee’s face. All the bees from the hive flew out and stung the ungrateful bear. He was run out of town and all the bees in the hive died. It took him all month to get the stingers out of his body. One day, as he was walking to the bee’s abandoned hive, to steal their honey, he met up with a rabbit. The rabbit said, “I know you! You wer
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The Pig, by Joseph Jimenez

There was a man who went on an adventure.  He went over a mountain into a forest.  There was a pig, a fat pig.  He ate a lot.  He was a very muddy pig.  His name was Betsy. There was a house with mad, mad bikers.  They went to a baseball game.  After the baseball game, they went hunting.  They shot a tortoise, and ran over a coyote.  The pig was wondering what was going on.  There was a tiger deep in the forest.  He was looking for people to eat, and then suddenly, ROAR.  He saw a little kid.  He ate the little kid.  The kid was as fat as a hot air balloon.      Once upon a time, there was a bossy family.  The family was very mean.  They got a broom and smashed their kids up the stairs.  The kids went to get their Nerf guns, the Nerf Ultra-One.  They hopped on their cat’s back and said, “Giddy-up, Kitty!”  The kids shot the mom and put ketchup on her to make it look like blood.  The pig hopped out of the pen and split the world in half by doing a big ferocious fart. The pig farted the
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